Rules of the Internet

Subject: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:54 pm

Discuss.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:05 pm

20, people forget that rule often with me.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:41 pm

I agree.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:54 pm

I live my entire life by rule 20. Nothing in life is serious to me, all life in and of itself is a big joke. As an example: I got in trouble for giggling at my grandmother's funeral.

Hero Number of posts : 313 Registration date : 2009-02-23

30, does that mean you're gay LM? Cuz if there are no girls on the internet then that means I'm not a girl.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:56 pm

Mysteria Kiito wrote:: 30, does that mean you're gay LM? Cuz if there are no girls on the internet then that means I'm not a girl.

No no, all wimmenz are reduced to a genderless blob.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:09 pm

Mysteria Kiito wrote:: 30, does that mean you're gay LM? Cuz if there are no girls on the internet then that means I'm not a girl.

You don't exist.

Hero Number of posts : 313 Registration date : 2009-02-23

So I guess LM spontaneously shoved an 8 down baby out of his own penis?

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:12 pm

Mysteria Kiito wrote:: So I guess LM spontaneously shoved an 8 down baby out of his own penis?

No no, you revert back after you've left the internet. I'm not sure how it would work if you were giving birth whilst on the internet. But then again, that's a whole other level of weirdness.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:27 am

So is he a mod?

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:39 am

There's still 2 days left to vote.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:28 am

Oh, nevermind the foreshadowing.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:47 pm

This is ED spewing bullshit, the only real rules are 1,2, and 34. The whole reason 34 is funny is because there are no rules 3-33. THIS INSPIRES ANGER AND I WILL DESTROY THINGS NOW.

Subject: Re: Rules of the Internet Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:11 pm

Dr. Admin wrote:: This is ED spewing bullshit, the only real rules are 1,2, and 34. The whole reason 34 is funny is because there are no rules 3-33. THIS INSPIRES ANGER AND I WILL DESTROY THINGS NOW.

Actually, even ED admits the rules are bullshit:

Quote :: There is no real set of Rules to the Internet, only a standard 3 on which everyone agrees (1, 2, and 34) and some bullshit rules that came out of nowhere. There have been countless renderings of the rules, all of which have sucked balls in one way or another, the earliest originating from IRC faggotry. Nonetheless, since all 13-year-old boys subconsciously crave supervision because their parents are physically and emotionally unavailable (much like converts to Islam crave direction in a world gone mad after leaving the family hugbox), The Rules of the Internet have become a virtual Internets Ten Commandments for them.

Of course, as with all religions, when divine laws are left open to interpretation by mere mortals, there will always be fucktarded zealots who insist on enforcing said laws with an iron fist.